My kid would never do that…says the parent of kid you found with a gun, dope and in a stolen car.
Some of my favorite memories as a police officer come from the things that people would say to us. And it always seemed like there was some sort of book out there they these knuckleheads would read because they all said the same things. For instance, have you been drinking ? I only had 2 beers officer”. They all said that one. Or “I pay your salary!”
There are so many other classic lines we would hear and we decided to put these on our new Interceptor medium roast coffee line.
Police work…Front row seat to the greatest show on earth!
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